Y M C A Don't You Just Love that Song?

I couldn't wait to go to the YMCA.  I thought I was going to get to hang out with all the boys.  Then we were all going to get clean and do whatever we feel.  NOPE!  Instead I got left it a locker  while the ladies went to some fitness class - I'm sure there was lots of hot sweaty boys in the class but I was stuck in a locker.  (Sorry to repeat but I was very tramatized)  Thought Slavemaster Sheila was going make it up to me by taking me into the Boys Shower Room but I was forced to watch The Slavemaster take a shower instead.

 
Young man, there's no need to feel down
I said young man, pick yourself off the ground
I said young man, 'cause your in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy

Young man, there's a place you can go
I said young man, when you're short on your dough
You can stay there and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A
They have everything for young men to enjoy
You can hang out with all the boys

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
You can get yourself clean you can have a good meal
You can do whatever you feel