The Voyage Home

Well, here I am, back at ground zero, patiently awaiting the arrival of the

birthday boy. He is going to be so excited! I just know he's missed me and

I'm sure he's been looking all over for me since I went missing 3 years 

ago. I bet he's out there right now looking for me. You know what,

I bet my face is on the side of a milk carton! Don't you think???

Uh-hum, btw, what is up with the weird shit in this dude's cubicle?
Just sayin'.

Rodney Dangerfield moments

Been going thru my old vacation photos.  Came across the ones from Detroit.  How could I forget this one?  Spending days on end trapped in a hotel room.  Wonderful view of dilapidated downtown buildings and the bridge to Canada.  Lovely to sit here all day watching other people going to interesting places!

In the evenings I would finally got sprung for a few precious hours!  Unfortunately, all I can say is this town has a thing for scantily clad/naked ladies.  What kind of town is this!  I couldn't wait to get out!

At least I got my pic taken here.  In San Diego I just got left in the friggin' hotel room while everyone partied out on the beach!  I get no respect!