Happy New Year to Me - AHHHH SPA!!!

I decided to end the year by getting a massage. My masseur's name was also Lance. I thought maybe it was fate and a love connection was about to begin. However, he kept talking about his girlfried. Even though I did not find my True Love it was a Great way to end 2010.

And Christmas Continues......

What? This isn't for me???

Early morning Christmas Festivities with my ladies

I sure don't feel f'ing loved sitting in this pile of god forbidden ice & snow!



And what do I have to do to attract some man-love around here.....I mean I'm hangin' out at the jail and sitting around in this dirty bobcat.....seriously! I mean, I love my girls, but a guy's got needs!!!

Greetings From Santa Lancey

I Wish Me a Merry Christmas; I Wish Me a Merry Christmas; I Wish Me a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! Just kidding...Merry Christmas everyone! ~Lance

The Great Santa Run 12/5/2010

I participated in The Great Santa Run 5K. I don't care how many promises are made of Santas running in spandex, this was my first and last cold weather run. It was 10 degrees out and I totally froze my nipples off. But, the run redeemed itself afterwards with the super-awesome breakfast buffet!

My New Friend...

I went with my friend to work the other day. It was HELLA boring...had to sneak a few appletinis just to get through the day. I don't know how you people survive working in an OFFICE. But then I saw HIM: Super Insurance Agent Bobblehead! We laughed; we cried; we made memories. Together, we shall CONQUER the world.

Downtown Christmas Shopping

I started my Christmas shopping the other day...
Ooh-la-la...what do we have here?!?
Holy Hot Mama!! How much are the Santas in the window?
I'll take 3 please!!!