Yep, today is a VERY important day.....the day I was born of course! I know, I know, people everywhere are celebrating in my honor! So as a special treat, my lady friends took me to the Smithville Lake trails for my celebration. I'm pretty sure the entire night was planned and executed especially for me! It started off with a little gift from a dear friend of mine. I LOoooVe it!!! My very own mini poster of Edward. I decided to keep him tucked into my skirt all evening......I mean hEllO, if you had Edward, where else would you possibly keep him????? Thank you Mistress Sheila!!!
Well, at least I got to hang out with some very cool people who all wore skirts in my honor!
And then I enjoyed some fine beverages, two-fisted style.
Well, here I am again.....Columbia, MO for another race. I had fewer reservations this time as I remember the steamy, little boys that ran past me hour after hour, Bay Watch style! But as always, I was forced to stay in a room with the girls and their dirty little bikes. What's a pint-sized guy to do?
The girls decided to go to be crazy early, I'm talking Grandma early! But it's all good, cuz they tucked me right in to my very own bed with the luscious little villains from Batman! Somehow I woke up in bed with Skulls the next morning......I really have to stop waking up next to these women. Ugh!
So the next day, we all get up at the crack of dawn to go to the race. Skulls let me ride on her bike for awhile and let me tell you, if you ever have the opportunity to do so......DON'T. That crazy woman has no control over her dual-wheeled vehicle!
Overall I had a good time, but maybe my next trip could involve a little more boy action, but whatever. See ya next time!
Hi. My name is Lance Bass Bobblehead and I hope you'll enjoy following my adventures. I travel with anyone who will take me to places both exciting and dull. Sometimes I enjoy myself, sometimes I am mortified by these crazy people's endeavors. Oh, and you should know that I am a HUUUUGE fan of Twilight. I mean, hello! Those boys are HoOot! Btw I was all "I'm totally team Edward," but now after seeing that yummy Taylor's abs I'm like "Team Jacob?" Okay, anyway, back to my travels. I'll try to update as my people escort me places so check in from time to time and I hope you enjoy my adventures.