My Happy Lancey Map

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Happy Birthday to Me!

happy birthday to me,
happy birthday to me,
happy birthday to lancey,
happy birthday to me!

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

...and I don't look a day over 21!

Yep, today is a VERY important day.....the day I was born of course! I know, I know, people everywhere are celebrating in my honor! So as a special treat, my lady friends took me to the Smithville Lake trails for my celebration. I'm pretty sure the entire night was planned and executed especially for me! It started off with a little gift from a dear friend of mine. I LOoooVe it!!! My very own mini poster of Edward. I decided to keep him tucked into my skirt all evening......I mean hEllO, if you had Edward, where else would you possibly keep him????? Thank you Mistress Sheila!!!

Um, GuRoss!!!

Well, at least I got to hang out with some very cool people who all wore skirts in my honor!

And then I enjoyed some fine beverages, two-fisted style.

I think I've found my people!

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Back to Columbia I Go!!!!!

Well, here I am again.....Columbia, MO for another race. I had fewer reservations this time as I remember the steamy, little boys that ran past me hour after hour, Bay Watch style! But as always, I was forced to stay in a room with the girls and their dirty little bikes. What's a pint-sized guy to do?

The girls decided to go to be crazy early, I'm talking Grandma early! But it's all good, cuz they tucked me right in to my very own bed with the luscious little villains from Batman! Somehow I woke up in bed with Skulls the next morning......I really have to stop waking up next to these women. Ugh!

So the next day, we all get up at the crack of dawn to go to the race. Skulls let me ride on her bike for awhile and let me tell you, if you ever have the opportunity to do so......DON'T. That crazy woman has no control over her dual-wheeled vehicle!

Overall I had a good time, but maybe my next trip could involve a little more boy action, but whatever. See ya next time!