My Happy Lancey Map

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Prelude to a Triathlon

Dear Diary,
I’ve been feeling a little neglected lately – my girlfriends have been so busy swimming, biking and running (they’re training for a Triathlon) that I’ve been shoved into a dark closet for several weeks now. A closet is NO PLACE for Lance Bass! But I understand... I can’t wait for the Tri so they can go back to paying attention to what’s really important…ME! I hope they’ll bring me to watch them race on Saturday (ok, so I wouldn’t be watching THEM necessarily, but watching the hot young men in Speedo’s - there are going to be guys there, right??). But I have to say, I’m incredibly proud of my girls for all the hard work they’ve put in training for their first Tri. I mean, the only Tri I would ever think about doing would involve Dancing, Drinking, and…well…another word ending in ‘ing. Got to hand it to them, these are some TUFF chicks. Ladies, good luck this weekend; may the force be with you, but most importantly – HAVE FUN and enjoy those finish line beverages!! I'll be downing a few Appletinis in your honor. Lots of Love, Lance.

Friday, July 1, 2011

Y M C A Don't You Just Love that Song?

I couldn't wait to go to the YMCA.  I thought I was going to get to hang out with all the boys.  Then we were all going to get clean and do whatever we feel.  NOPE!  Instead I got left it a locker  while the ladies went to some fitness class - I'm sure there was lots of hot sweaty boys in the class but I was stuck in a locker.  (Sorry to repeat but I was very tramatized)  Thought Slavemaster Sheila was going make it up to me by taking me into the Boys Shower Room but I was forced to watch The Slavemaster take a shower instead.

Young man, there's no need to feel down
I said young man, pick yourself off the ground
I said young man, 'cause your in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy

Young man, there's a place you can go
I said young man, when you're short on your dough
You can stay there and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A
They have everything for young men to enjoy
You can hang out with all the boys

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
You can get yourself clean you can have a good meal
You can do whatever you feel