My Happy Lancey Map

Sunday, June 21, 2009

here kitty, kitty

Okay, so my first real adventure is with a flat-out CuRazy cat lady! I mean seriously. This chick is wacko. So anyway, she takes me to the animal shelter where she spends waaaaay too much time. I mean, hellO! we could be at the club checking out boy bands or something way more useful. And I think she knows I'm judging her because before I know it, the crazy A shoves me in this giant cage with these feral animals and I'm totally serious when I say that I barely came out alive. I won't even say what kind of indecencies I was subjected to. Well, til next time...