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Monday, January 31, 2011

2011 Groundhog Run

So I ran in the Gerbil Run, er…I mean Groundhog Run this Sunday!

I had a super fun time with my ladies, representing Team Feral: Slave Master Sheila, Graphic Vylence, and Jess-Sika-Ya-Face (not pictured). Nothing like barreling through tunnels for some high speed action. With all this running I’ve been doing lately, before you know it I’ll have the washboard abs I’ve always dreamed of!

OMG! And did I tell you that I have been selected as the official MODEL for a new line of race belts for ‘stylish’ men like myself! In other words, I’m "bringing sexy back" to the male racer (eat yr heart out Justin Timberlake). Crafted by award-winning designer, Petite Pandemonium, these belts are sure to be a huge hit! And yes, I did run in my Dockers.

Afterwards we went to breakfast and I got to sit with my favorite condiments. Soooo, when is the next run ladies? Count me IN! Ok, I'm off to my massage...Anthony is waiting...

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Go East Young Man!

I really needed a break from this was just eating me alive!

So last week they whisked me away on my first ever plane trip!

You mean I have to get crammed in that little metal tube and fly how many feet up in the air?!

Whew! We finally made it!

Hey! I thought this was supposed to be a fun trip? Anything with the word Labor in it can't be a good sign.

I guess I'm suppposed to be happy they provided me with my own name card?

Finally! A night out on the town! (I wonder if there are any intern positions available?)

I think the Washington Monument is my favorite building of all!

But the Pentagon metro stop has the best views! Maybe I can check into some new career options while I'm here!