fort collins fun

Well, I finally got to actually travel, instead of those lame-ass places I've been going. So they take me rock-climbing, hiking, drinking and all kinds of fun. And for some reason, the ladies all love me. Every other minute, some chic has ahold of me. I'm not really playing for their team, but whatever. I guess if a guy's gonna be force to hang with chics, they may as well be adoring fans!

really?

There really isn't much to say here other than "for real?" I'm hangin' out at like 2 in the morning with these dudes playing d&d. I mean hEllo? do I look like I live in my parents' basement?

ouchy

Today was a real adventure. I was strapped down to a mountain bike and then taken places that a bicycle was just not meant to go. Holy crap, people! Uh, my skull actually got cracked....twice!!! I am sooooo not made for extreme sports!!!

here kitty, kitty

Okay, so my first real adventure is with a flat-out CuRazy cat lady! I mean seriously. This chick is wacko. So anyway, she takes me to the animal shelter where she spends waaaaay too much time. I mean, hellO! we could be at the club checking out boy bands or something way more useful. And I think she knows I'm judging her because before I know it, the crazy A shoves me in this giant cage with these feral animals and I'm totally serious when I say that I barely came out alive. I won't even say what kind of indecencies I was subjected to. Well, til next time...