really?

There really isn't much to say here other than "for real?" I'm hangin' out at like 2 in the morning with these dudes playing d&d. I mean hEllo? do I look like I live in my parents' basement?

ouchy

Today was a real adventure. I was strapped down to a mountain bike and then taken places that a bicycle was just not meant to go. Holy crap, people! Uh, my skull actually got cracked....twice!!! I am sooooo not made for extreme sports!!!

here kitty, kitty

Okay, so my first real adventure is with a flat-out CuRazy cat lady! I mean seriously. This chick is wacko. So anyway, she takes me to the animal shelter where she spends waaaaay too much time. I mean, hellO! we could be at the club checking out boy bands or something way more useful. And I think she knows I'm judging her because before I know it, the crazy A shoves me in this giant cage with these feral animals and I'm totally serious when I say that I barely came out alive. I won't even say what kind of indecencies I was subjected to. Well, til next time...