Tri Day

Okay, so today isn't exactly all about me, but hey at least I got to hang out in Petite's transition area before the race!

Prelude to a Triathlon

Dear Diary,
I’ve been feeling a little neglected lately – my girlfriends have been so busy swimming, biking and running (they’re training for a Triathlon) that I’ve been shoved into a dark closet for several weeks now. A closet is NO PLACE for Lance Bass! But I understand... I can’t wait for the Tri so they can go back to paying attention to what’s really important…ME! I hope they’ll bring me to watch them race on Saturday (ok, so I wouldn’t be watching THEM necessarily, but watching the hot young men in Speedo’s - there are going to be guys there, right??). But I have to say, I’m incredibly proud of my girls for all the hard work they’ve put in training for their first Tri. I mean, the only Tri I would ever think about doing would involve Dancing, Drinking, and…well…another word ending in ‘ing. Got to hand it to them, these are some TUFF chicks. Ladies, good luck this weekend; may the force be with you, but most importantly – HAVE FUN and enjoy those finish line beverages!! I'll be downing a few Appletinis in your honor. Lots of Love, Lance.

Y M C A Don't You Just Love that Song?

I couldn't wait to go to the YMCA.  I thought I was going to get to hang out with all the boys.  Then we were all going to get clean and do whatever we feel.  NOPE!  Instead I got left it a locker  while the ladies went to some fitness class - I'm sure there was lots of hot sweaty boys in the class but I was stuck in a locker.  (Sorry to repeat but I was very tramatized)  Thought Slavemaster Sheila was going make it up to me by taking me into the Boys Shower Room but I was forced to watch The Slavemaster take a shower instead.

 
Young man, there's no need to feel down
I said young man, pick yourself off the ground
I said young man, 'cause your in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy

Young man, there's a place you can go
I said young man, when you're short on your dough
You can stay there and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A
They have everything for young men to enjoy
You can hang out with all the boys

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
You can get yourself clean you can have a good meal
You can do whatever you feel

My Sweet Ride to the OP

Decided to take a breather from all the girls and head out to the great OP, KS. Anyway, found this sweet ride in the parking garage at Hallmark and decided to give it a try. Let me tell you, it was........well, creepy. You'll just have to see for yourself.

Happy Birthday to Me!

happy birthday to me,
happy birthday to me,
happy birthday to lancey,
happy birthday to me!

...and I don't look a day over 21!

Yep, today is a VERY important day.....the day I was born of course! I know, I know, people everywhere are celebrating in my honor! So as a special treat, my lady friends took me to the Smithville Lake trails for my celebration. I'm pretty sure the entire night was planned and executed especially for me! It started off with a little gift from a dear friend of mine. I LOoooVe it!!! My very own mini poster of Edward. I decided to keep him tucked into my skirt all evening......I mean hEllO, if you had Edward, where else would you possibly keep him????? Thank you Mistress Sheila!!!

Um, GuRoss!!!

Well, at least I got to hang out with some very cool people who all wore skirts in my honor!

And then I enjoyed some fine beverages, two-fisted style.

I think I've found my people!

Back to Columbia I Go!!!!!

Well, here I am again.....Columbia, MO for another race. I had fewer reservations this time as I remember the steamy, little boys that ran past me hour after hour, Bay Watch style! But as always, I was forced to stay in a room with the girls and their dirty little bikes. What's a pint-sized guy to do?





The girls decided to go to be crazy early, I'm talking Grandma early! But it's all good, cuz they tucked me right in to my very own bed with the luscious little villains from Batman! Somehow I woke up in bed with Skulls the next morning......I really have to stop waking up next to these women. Ugh!






So the next day, we all get up at the crack of dawn to go to the race. Skulls let me ride on her bike for awhile and let me tell you, if you ever have the opportunity to do so......DON'T. That crazy woman has no control over her dual-wheeled vehicle!





Overall I had a good time, but maybe my next trip could involve a little more boy action, but whatever. See ya next time!