TravelNLance

Monday, August 27, 2012

Jedi Lance

Are you surprised that cool pop star Lance is a Star Wars fan? You shouldn't be!

Who doesn't love big glowing sticks in the hands of strong young men?

I got to work with these two guys all day. They may look scary, but they're totally cool!

Lancey likey scoundrels!

Also got to get out and visit the coast for a bit while the ladies ran some stupid race......whatevs!

Monday, June 11, 2012

The Voyage Home

Well, here I am, back at ground zero, patiently awaiting the arrival of the

birthday boy. He is going to be so excited! I just know he's missed me and

I'm sure he's been looking all over for me since I went missing 3 years

ago. I bet he's out there right now looking for me. You know what,

I bet my face is on the side of a milk carton! Don't you think???

Uh-hum, btw, what is up with the weird shit in this dude's cubicle?
Just sayin'.

Saturday, June 9, 2012

Rodney Dangerfield moments

Been going thru my old vacation photos. Came across the ones from Detroit. How could I forget this one? Spending days on end trapped in a hotel room. Wonderful view of dilapidated downtown buildings and the bridge to Canada. Lovely to sit here all day watching other people going to interesting places!

In the evenings I would finally got sprung for a few precious hours! Unfortunately, all I can say is this town has a thing for scantily clad/naked ladies. What kind of town is this! I couldn't wait to get out!

At least I got my pic taken here. In San Diego I just got left in the friggin' hotel room while everyone partied out on the beach! I get no respect!

Saturday, April 14, 2012

Ahoy Matie?

Well, here I am in St. Louis and I was left in this weird ass room filled to the hull with seascapes, little ships and dead sea creatures. And not a single anchor-tattooed seaman in sight! I doth protest!

Friday, March 9, 2012

Rock And Roll New Orleans!

Yipppppeeee!!!!!!!! Headed to New Orleans with the Cat House girls for the Rock & Roll Half Marathon. They run - I check out all the southern eye candy.

I did make a new friend while hanging out at the girls' bungalow. She tells me that she sees all kinds of odd people at her place and she was oh so happy to have someone of my caliber and class to be staying with her. I, sooooo understand how she feels!

Geesh, you'd think these girls were potheads with all this snack food. And Meow Mix? I knew they were crazy cat girls, but do they actually EAT cat food???

After the race, one of the pantless wonders (don't ask!) decided it would be oh so funny to stuff me into Petite's dirty ass running sock! Gu-Ross! There are times that I just don't know why I hang around with these hags!!!

Then we all headed over the state line. Ah yes, southern Mississippi, the gay man's friend!

They forgot about at me for much of the trip and just left me at home. But no worries…there was this delicious young man named Nick who lives next door that I got to know really well and I shiver just thinking about. Seriously, some guys should NEVER wear shirts. Ever.

Finally we hit the town for a night of fun. We started with the Spotted Cat Club (go figure) and I was a BIG hit. Then went onto Maison Music Club where I discovered my new favorite drink: Rum Punch. A very nice gentleman who lives in the bathroomhad some interesting propositions.

I didn't like how the ladies carry me around, but oh well - I was having fun!

But the REAL fun started after we got home and hit the pool. I started downing my Michelob Ultras (I know, it's embarrassing, but they give you free Michelob's when you run a Half Marathon), after the Rum Punch they actually didn't taste too bad.

That night I hung out with the Pantless Wonder Twins because loud girls drinking never fail….to bring in the BOYS!!! ("My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard…") And they didn't let me down!! Two young, hot, strapping young gentlemen started lurking in the bushes - and talk about eye candy…. Heeeeelloooooo! They were a little intimidated by my hotness at first, but soon came over and introduced themselves. They were two young studs from Chicago in town for a big bowling tournament (ha!). Yet, I couldn't have been happier - finally some action!

We laughed, we cried, we drank and drank some more and finally I had my night of crazy Mardi Gras style fun in New Orleans. I won't go in to all the details, but the night ended with golden shower of Michelob!!

We wrapped our vacation up in Baton Rouge where there exists one of the best LA restaurants ever!

Yep, that's just how I roll! Always in style.

Aaah, New Orleans… my maker Kelley made me take a bath b4 she'd touch me, so I obliged and now i smell like roses yet again. ("So fresh and so clean, clean.")